Good ole' Bill Cosby is at it again. Everytime he is in the news i like him more and more.

AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR
2012..

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned.
English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders
until you can.

(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order
to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America
will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's
policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell
it here!

(3).. When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming
in here.

(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many
observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six
month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND
aliens.

(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you
didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out. Neither the President
nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40
hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs,
and passing grades.

(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive
you're banned from sports ... For life.

(8). Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, I.e., the first time you
steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If
convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose
for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9).. One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to
eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease
and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately,
lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American
People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make
the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.

(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every
day in Congress.

(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies,
sporting events, outings, etc.

My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .....
Nevertheless......

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Sincerely, Bill Cosby